Funny Science Jokes: Hilarious Science Jokes Nerds Will Love

Being president of the United States requires a sense of humor. We celebrate our current Comedian-in-Chief’s 55th birthday (on August 4) with some of his best quips.

 

On August 11, 1984, President Ronald Reagan was conducting a sound check for a radio program. “My fellow Americans,” he said, “I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.” The joke was on him: The microphone was live and the entire world heard his words. Thus began National Presidential Joke day. Here are more jokes by and about presidents.

 

These clever—no, BRILLIANT!—fixes to some truly vexing problems. (Spoiler: The musical way one department store reprimanded shoplifters might be the smartest solution of them all.)

 

International Lefthanders Day, on August 13, celebrates lefties around the globe, and also raises awareness of the daily issues lefties face as they navigate a world designed for “righties.” Here are 14 hilarious tweets that only Southpaws will understand!